The Daily Fail!

It must be nice to live in the Daily Fail world,
everything so simple, clean cut, straight forward.
The poor, the lowly scum that they have to tread over in streets awash with wrappers from Tesco value treats.
Living of the thousands of pounds the government so gladly give.
Wasted on the horses, cheap vodka and children dressed from clothes brought from the bargain bin.
”Poor little savages”, “Sad little sods”, “good for nothing parents to lazy to get a job!”
No nothing is quite as simple, nothing is quite as good, No nothing is as wonderful as a daily fail snob.

Simon Rudd (B.sc hons)